The Long Suffering Border Collie

I heard my Aunt Debbie asked about me this morning. I'm glad someone cares about me. I am surrounded by idiots. These sheep are useless. The Crazy Sheep Lady should let me take care of this, but no, she yelled at me this morning. So I might have gotten a little too, um, assertive, and snapped at Mia making her crash into her, but I'm telling you, if you don't stay on top of these spoiled sheep... And as far as all the insane barking at the neighbor dogs lately. What am I supposed to do?!? They are getting into another neighbor's cow field and dogs. should. not. be. in. there. Not even that neighbor's dog. Even if he is a Border Collie trying to do his job. It's against the (my) rules. And don't even get me started on that moronic Corgi. Let me just ask you this, who showed you where the bunny den was so you could put that baby bunny back with it's family after Weaslie tried to kill it this afternoon? Yeah, I thought so.